This is The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band’s new video. And yes, three people do count as a “big damn band” if they sound like this.

If you want to make things interesting when you fill out your census report this year, list everybody in this video as a resident of your household and write a brief description of what they look like as their occupation. It’ll be all the better if you have a one bedroom apartment. I’m pretty sure they’ll build a bus stop and a community center right in front of your building the next day.

The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band has a new album out later this month, and is playing on the Warped tour this summer, which I’m sure will cause a lot of guys from pop-punk-mangina bands, who spend three hours every morning perfecting the delicate balance of cocking a beany impossibly far back on their hollow skull and Biebering their bangs to their forehead to say, “Fuck. Wow. Shit.  Damn. This is… this is what it’s supposed… shit. I’m a fucking fraud.” I’m looking at you, Disco Curtis.