World’s most ornate heroin tracks ever.

Courtney Love has taken time off from two-finger typing opiate-induced blog posts about how much money Ryan Adams stole from her kids and how much she loves Etsy to write some songs that I would have to imagine are about how much money Ryan Adams stole from her kids and how much she loves Etsy.

And in case you don’t believe that Courtney Love is a real rock star who records in a real studio, RollingStone took a bunch of pictures to prove it. See? She’s totally legit and deserves record deal after record deal. Here are a few of my favorite.

“Guys, listen, I’m cool with the spiders on the floor and I’m cool with the spiders on my arms and I’m even cool with those three fuzzy ones that swam up my piss stream into my cooter, but this one dangling above me’s distracting my arting.”

“Why isn’t this blog posting? Hey Larry, I think something’s wrong with my myspace page. Larrrrrrry! Stop stealing my money!”

“How about this, what if I married like a real famous and talented guy that’s like the voice of a generation or something, then he kills himself and then we put out the album and heroin and stuff? What about that?”