Sadly, I started my day by watching this trailer for the Insane Clown Posse’s new movie “Big Money Hustla$” and it put me in a dark place- not just because it’s an absolute dearth of artistry and authenticity akin to titty-less porn for retarded eunuchs, but because it will pull a profit. I mean, I guess if I was a chubby guy in his 40’s who dressed as a clown that jumped up and down arrhythmically while I shouted about generic blue soda, and someone gave me the funding to make a Cowboy movie, I would do it too, but that doesn’t excuse so many  for liking it.

They premiered this bastard in Detroit and did an outdoor red carpet with a wind chill of about 14 degrees and the place was packed. I knew Detroit was fucked, but this is just ridiculous.

This trailer and the whole Insane Clown Posse phenomenon just makes Elliot Smith look like even more of a genius, not so much because of his music, but because he had the foresight to stab himself in the chest nine times and die years before this shit happened. Kudos, Elliot.