I’ve never really been the type of person who wanted to trade lives with anyone, but damn, I’d give about anything to be one of those dancer guys, even assuming this footage was shot before the Civil Rights movement.

I’d tell you more about the Dawn Chorus, but I’m too busy trying to learn these moves. OOO SHIT MY HIP! MY HIP! OOOOOOWWW!  My hip’s out! Fuck. Just play the video again.

New album next month. Fuck that hurts. Damn. One more try. OH FUCK! DAMN IT! February 1^st. Jesus why’d they kill the healthcare bill. Title track, “Carnivalesque” features Frank Turner. Fuck, my knee too?!? And my elbow? How’d I fucking hurt my elbow dancing?!? Pills!!! NOW!