When I first heard that this was a Christian rap to help kids learn their ABC’s, all sorts of red flags went off him my head. However, all my preconceived notions and blood soaked banners went straight to hell when I heard the, um, rapper fall into Peaches’ flow from “Fuck the Pain Away.”

Now some churchy folk may argue that’s merely a superficial similarity, but I’d like to propose a cause and effect relationship between the two songs.