“What do you mean a giant demon rat isn’t the best way to win people over? It’s a giant demon rat for God’s sake! Who doesn’t love giant demon rats? Good Christ, I’m going to kick the next child I see crying in the mouth.”

Apparently, hundreds of film and television composers are considering joining the Teamsters, because, you know, nothing straightens out a corrupt industry like Teamsters. It’s actually kind of a complicated situation, and the Los Angeles Times wrote a real article about it here.